Dear Maurice

I didn’t know what to get to tempt you back into the delights of reading… but what better than perverts’ pleasure: Lolita! Read & enjoy.

Love Susannah x

PS: Thank you for six wonderful weeks!

PPS: Yes, permission to vomit granted!!

[A.N. Other’s hand:]

Oh dear! Susannah can hardly have read the book – or if she has, she has utterly misunderstood it. A profound and moving masterpiece.

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