"Role [sic] the wooden rocks between your palms..."

"Oh, what a Happy Christmas!"

"That she may learn the 'Beastlie Diaries of the Heathen'..."

"Some dreams were destined to sink..."

"The result of a "cup of tea" at "the army & Navy"..."

"May your dice always be kind to you..."

"No doubt we'll see this sun rise and set a few times b4 we're through."

"Even though you could've gotten this book right on your ipad we decided you might like the real one!"

"To darling Howard from his loving mother..."

"incestuous or what?"

"I was talked into this 'Blair Witch in a book' book by the over-enthusiastic girl in Waterstones..."

"To Diana From the Brullhards..."

"The Thousandth Man is worth them all..."

"Wonder & wisdom belong to the country..."

"Somehow, I though of you..."

"Adsuitur pannu..."